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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this
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fat tboys how does it feel to be the realest motherfuckers on earth
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Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.
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hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)
miku (ball) (100% clickbait)
hel,p me
*poorly tuned Hatsune Miku voice* Woah mama, they put me in tha orb
Woah mama now we've both been orbed
elvis…………..
Miku.............
Apparently ICE now has agents posing as utility workers to get into people's homes. The electric and gas companies have posted information on how to tell if it's one of their workers, and numbers to call to confirm whether they've sent someone to do utility work on your house.
Stay safe, friends.
parsio
Some people have shared stories of suspicious “sales representatives” knocking on homes, asking about the home owners and who lives there, fishing for phone numbers, but do not provide business cards, company id, company phone numbers, etc when asked.
They come in pairs, never one person though one may hag back a bit. They have been seen using cars with significantly tinted windows, no business logos anywhere on the vehicle, or parking close to the home they walked up to only to drive away right after without visiting other homes, almost as if they’re not real sales people.
True door to door salespeople need a sort of peddler’s license, subject to city and county law, to solicit at your door. You can ask to see this permit. If they don’t provide one or make an excuse, they are likely bogus.
They wear a jacket with a company logo but likely don’t wear name tags and the Don’t provide id.
Tell them you’ll call the company about a noncompliant representative. Make them leave. Better yet not to open the door to them, and tell them nothing.
Actual sales reps also generally do follow “no soliciting” signs. Be aware, be safe, don’t give out your information or that of others under duplicitous means.
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PHILIP J FRY HAS BEEN FROZEN FOR TWENTY FOUR SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS
PHILIP J FRY HAS BEEN FROZEN FOR TWENTY FIVE SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS
PHILIP J FRY HAS BEEN FROZEN FOR TWENTY SIX SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS
PHILIP J FRY HAS
BEEN FROZEN FOR TWENTY SIX
SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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void-wizards
can’t read this but I understand it completely.