”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.
(via drshrimpesquire)
”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.
(via drshrimpesquire)
triage
We gotta come together
right now
…over me?
(via danistotallyuncool)
easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.
me if i was bioluminescent and confused: “whats glowing on…”
(via dat-soldier)
Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there’s an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.
(via aqwult)
I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.
you can never go back. this is your one life. you had a bad childhood and that’s it. you lost your teen years to mental illness and that’s it. you’re miserable in your 20s and that’s it. you just go forward
(via dat-soldier)
wanting is deeply humiliating so ive decided that i dont need anything ever again
can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏