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in my heart there is only realistic minecraft cow
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i dont follow your gay twitter shitlord

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Anonymous asked:

hello tumblr user conspicuoupiggy! i cant help but notice your description is "in my heart there is only realistic minecraft cow" and i have to ask, what is the realistic minecraft cow? perhaps there could be an easy way to visualize such a critter?

You can follow me on twitter where my pfp has been conveniently set to the image you seek

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

i love the word officiate. aww, officiate? well i hope it enjoyed the food 😋😁🫧🌊🐟🍴

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