While I am aware no one on here has money (/j) I'm going to shill my art anyway, so HERE GOES!
HELLO [sponge] DO YOU LIKE MY ART? I mean, you probably do. You follow me, hopefully. DO YOU HAVE MONEY? Cool! WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY ME TO MAKE YOU ART SO I CAN USE THAT MONEY IRRESPONSIBLY? FUCK YEAH YOU DO! I updated my commissions page its right here
pls i worked very hard on these
the new york times is now charging money for my favorite chocolate cake recipe so i bought a subscription and screenshotted it and canceled my subscription and now it's here for you for free
i do a mixture of red wine and fresh squeezed navel orange juice for the liquid, plus the zest of one large orange. now you make the cake
MADE! Definitely a keeper recipe. I did Half earl gray tea and fresh orange juice (and zest) for the liquid. Made cream cheese frosting to top following joshua weissman's carrot cake recipe just subbed heavy cream for more fresh orange juice (cause i didn't have heavy cream lmao) And sprinkled some cinnamon on top.
Very good! Make this cake to get a good cake and say fuck you to nyt (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
honestly it’s kind of upsetting how much of the autism experience is just being shamed out expressing yourself in any way that’s normal for you and learning to keep everything to yourself so you’re not shamed for being weird and then being shamed for being so quiet because it’s also weird to be quiet but if you tell this to anyone else they’ll say “why do you care so much what people think” and that’s when the ancient ape part of your brain gets ready to beat them to death
Ok but that cat has fantastic swedish pronunciation
While talking with the Hobbits, Tom Bombadil puts on the One Ring. For a moment, all of the Nazgul burst into merry song. It is never discussed among them again.
I really couldn’t stop my self drawing this lol
Eldritch horrors getting an eldritch horror experience, for a second they experienced something incomprehensible.
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
who said this fanfic shit was hard
real as fuck joe
It wimdy
firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.
hm some people in my inbox got really mad at this specifically. nothing you can say will convince me that some of the pain and suffering we go through is our “fate” no, it isn’t
Burnout is a jockey and he's riding me to death.
