when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time

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One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.

sweep sweep sweep pales in the face of the windsor versamatic 14

I want to be very clear on this. You can be out drinking with your friends on Friday night and dead on Sunday because of meningitis. Does that sound a little specific? Guess why I have such a specific scenario in mind.

And getting vaccinated is an easy way to prevent that. There is no medical reason to stop recommending that vaccine. There's no new study that shows that it's unsafe, there's no replacement that's better. This is literally the government making its citizenry less safe for no reason.

This is the most accurate vaccine schedule as laid out by the AAP, who have stated that they think JFKjr is bullshit: 

If you have a kid, either download this or print it and confirm with your pediatrician that this is what you want to follow.

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

print disabled access and the internet archive

to access books on the IA that have lost public rights (aka most of them) all you need to do is this:

fill out this self-reporting form, where it asks if you have a disability and are thus eligible for print disabled access.

what this form asks is if you have ever had accommodations during schooling, if you are mentally ill, have a physical disability, etc. and you submit it and in a few days you get access.

they do not ask for any sort of documentation or information, just say 'i'm disabled'...they want to give it to you.

This isn’t stealing disabled resources or whatever btw. It’s a loophole they came up with after a lawsuit a few years back that said books couldn’t be publicly available to everyone (for copyright reasons). They want you to exploit this system because they wanted things to be free in the first place. The only downside is you can’t download pdfs directly and to download the epub you need conversion software. The in browser reader is really manageable tho ! Especially with an archive.org account where you can bookmark/list/favorite.

I don't think I'll ever find home again.

i am so obsessed with this thing i need 500 of them

A sky full of gems 🔮

how it feels to refer to a song as a track

why are the most powerful people in the world all such whiny fucking babies now

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly