“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes
girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that
in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you’re in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It’s other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.
the first rule of cooking is that there are no rules. anything goes do whatever you want forever. the first rule of baking is that if you fuck it up you die
“Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion”
The original inspiration for this is that I’ve looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao
“It’s much cheaper to just buy this size of wood and take it to your table saw” WHAT FUCKING TABLE SAW
the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you’re actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. “of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue.”
anytime I’m worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. and a little scared cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys
“Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion”
The original inspiration for this is that I’ve looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao
“It’s much cheaper to just buy this size of wood and take it to your table saw” WHAT FUCKING TABLE SAW
the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you’re actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. “of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue.”
Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that’s part of the furniture now
you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it’s gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you’re alone at home at night. it never happens again.
A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?
