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Ponynatural
Thank YOU BOTH πππ@kisris and @chxrrylungsπππ for the inspirationππI made my version too I AGREE THIS IS SO FUN!!!β¨
if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain
The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.
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pause everybody take notes. real trans ally
Hopper watches.
He watches as notebook, notebook, coloring book, sketch pad, notebook are methodically and pointedly stacked on the table in front of him. The stack is topped off with a ziplock bag of colored pencils.
Hopper raises an eyebrow.
He asks the five year old in front of him, βHomework?β
βNo,β Steve says. βIβm an artist now. Iβm gonna be an artist when I grow up.β
βI thought you were going to be a lawyer.β
βNo,β Steve makes a face. βBeing a lawyer is boring. Iβm gonna work with my dad when Iβm big but Iβm gonna be an artist. And a ninja.β
Hopper nods.
He takes a bite out of a stick of celery, βSounds like you got it all planned out.β
βUh-huh,β Steve agrees, opening the notebook on top. He flips through the colorful pages as he says, βIn art class, Mr Healy told us to draw ourselves as animals. Iβm a monkey. Duh.β
Steve shows Hopper a kid drawing of a monkey-like figure with a squiggle of brown hair and an S on its chest, βIβm wearing a shirt like Alvin.β
βWhatβs that?β Hopper asks, pointing to a blue scribble in the corner.
βThatβs Tommy. Heβs a shark,β Steve says. βYou canβt see him βcause heβs under water so he doesnβt die.β
He points to another monkey and says, βThis is Carol. Sheβs a cat, Iβm really good at drawing cats.β
βRight,β Hopper nods. βThatβs a good picture, kid.β
Steve beams at the compliment.
He flips wildly through the next few pages in his notebook before holding it up to show Hopper a seal in a wide-brimmed hat, βThis is you.β
βIβm a seal?β
βThatβs a sea lion βcause youβre like a sea lion,β Steve says like itβs the most obvious thing in the world. βYouβre not a seal βcause you got ears and big hands. Seals donβt got ears. They got holes for ears and little fins so they just wiggle around. You donβt wiggle.β
βOh, okay.β
βI sawed you walkinβ the other day when it was real slippery,β Steve adds. βYou waddle. Like a sea lion.β
Before Hopper can respond Steve rips the page out of his notebook, βYou can have it.β
βThanks.β
Hopper is contemplating folding the drawing so he can put it in his pocket when Callahan walks over. He doesnβt get a word out before Steve is ripping another page out of his notebook and holding it out, βI drawed a picture of you.β
Callahan takes the drawing, looks at it and frowns, βYou drew me as a snowman?β
βYeah,β Steve nods. βHe has macaroni in his head like your hair. Iβm a really good artist.β
βWhatβs this?β Callahan asks, pointing to a big circle in the corner.
βThatβs the sun,β Steve says. βSo you melt and no one ever has to see you again.β



