darlingvagary:

anauthorandherservicedog:

girlactionfigure:

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Link

I believe he also now has a library card.

He does!

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en6aarni:

congratulations to anyone who has a normal sleep schedule

byjove:

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DELIGHTFUL offerings

byjove:

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giving your child Iron Age votive offerings to play with is YA lit level parenting

tuttle-did-it:

theweirdwideweb:

theweirdwideweb:

I like memes that would be funny 1000 years ago.

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there are mysteries in this world, and none of us may ever know the answers.

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter:

mortimermcmirestinks:

sayaratyriea:

ostolero:

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

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🎶Start a photo album! Photo printer!🎵

byjove:

I think it’s funny how dogs behave guiltily after they do something they know was wrong but you can tell when your cat has done something terrible because they start slinking around like a bank robber.

nonasuch:

nat-20s:

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

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oh shit i almost missed it!

rocketsaurus:

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My friend sent me this and I’m.howling

alliswyattonthewesternfront:

wizardpotions:

wizard-email:

wizard-email:

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

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obsessed with this

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

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netherworldpost:

mikkeneko:

ruusverd:

audpaints:

chongoblog:

*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*

There’s actually a lot of history regarding the development writing systems and why there are different visual representations of numerals,

but the short answer is: it’s regional, and you probably picked up how to make your numbers look based on your parents or your primary school teachers

I do it out of spite because in grade school a kids detective story identified the culprit by saying NO American wrote their sevens with a line and I thought that was super flimsy evidence and it made me so mad I started putting a line through my sevens so the fictional detective would be wrong and then kept doing it for several decades since.

I do feel one can’t underestimate the “elementary school child taught themselves how to do this Out Of Spite” crowd

agreed, there are at least 7 of us

maythray:

wormstuff:

maythray:

maythray:

maythray:

just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

like to play with my things

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genuinely the worst set of tags ive ever recieved on a post. wow.

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before you burn me at the stake:

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YOU HAD SOURCES?!???????

joy-and-whimsy-official:

beardedmrbean:

Sneefin and Snorfin time at the Hertfordshire Zoo

Joy and whimsy detected! These Sengi are joyful and whimsical!