i’ve said this before but i am so serious when i say that u gotta put some silly mortician characters in your works

despazito:

petition to relabel “strong sense of justice” in autism and adhd to “strong personal convictions”

cameoappearance:

ectoimp:

hometoursandotherstuff:

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A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika

hometoursandotherstuff:

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This modern “masterpiece” was built in 2025 in Camas, WA. I don’t think anyone’s lived in it yet, and it’s a fine example of “money doesn’t buy taste.” (Was it really necessary to put the gold cars in front?) 5bds, 7ba, 4,722sqft, $2.3m.

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should-be-sleeping:

yasmanistripling:

Would you be ok with ur icon protecting you in a fight?

The me?

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

At my 13th birthday party my friend Sammy brought over his dvd of the dilbert cartoon and made everyone watch multiple full episodes during My Birthday Party and it sucked dog dick rest in peace scott adams

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legorockraiders:

tsunflowers:

tsunflowers:

I’ve seen people draw ralsei and mettaton smoking blunts but I want to see queen taking hits off a usb thumb drive like it’s a juul

Kris Trucie Come Smoke This Shit

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We Will “Bond”

It Will Be: Great (TRUE)

Birdling Come Here I Know How To Make You Less Or More Annoying

jareckiworld:

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Josef Liesler (1912-2005) — Two Friends [oil on hardboard, 1984]

tennesseewillams:

old hollywood movies would’ve done so much with finger sucking………….. unlike todays movies that can contain finger sucking but callously refuse to……………. those midcentury sickos would have men sucking women’s fingers in every scene of every movie. and that’s why they’re so good. the finger sucking is inherently implied through its absence

reddherring777:

hate when mummy movies use Imhotep as the big bad. He was an architect. Imagine a mummy movie but the mummy is Frank Llyod Wright. And he was buried at the House On The Rock. Ok nevermind that would be a sick ass movie.