true love is my wife reading out a club penguin mission while I lay down in the dark bc my head hurts but i want to still hang out and talk

she’s doing stupid voices for everyone

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

“Cleaning the House” painting by Sally Welchman.

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

my tumblr mutuals will take characters from media that is not very good & construct such rich & intricate inner worlds for them in their posts that i will go wow that sounds so compelling let me go check this out….& then the canon character will be like. relatively boring with very little interiority. but that’s okay because sometimes the real character is the one my tumblr mutuals hallucinated along the way….

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

I'm very happy for you guys but when will we get lesbian shows that reach the same level of popularity as all the gay ones

built my walls so well so no one can get in but now i can’t get out either

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight