Man tits enthusiast
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(via jacobtheloofah)
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naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink
they should have named it fat dripping monster cock cum drink with stinky werewolf toes dipped into iit at the factory. energy drink
(via venus-nd-mars)
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happy anniversary to the great molasses flood
(via sanjipussyindulgence)
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How we weigh an octopus!
- put the octopus in the basket
- put the octopus in the basket
- put the octopus in the basket
- weigh the bas–
- put the octopus in the basket
- weigh the basket
- put the octopus in the water
- treat!
(via marinebiologyshitposts)
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sometimes you just gotta listen to music at a volume that you know will be part of the cause of your hearing loss at the age of 28
hey yall. im 25 now and i already have tinnitus <3 dont do this. LOL
oh btw for those saying “i already have tinnitus haha it cant get worse” YEAH IT CAN BITCH! if you want to listen to music loud do it on speakers at least. headphones will Beam Pain Waves Directly Into Your Cochlear Hair Cells and a 10kHz Tone Loud Enough Will Give You Psychic Damage Forever
if i have to fucken, translate it to something you’ll understand? Imagine theres a picture of garfield here saying
YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO HEARING LOSS
(via leeblissy)
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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.
(via teejaystumbles)
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What’s he doing with his life right now
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Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience
(via kermitty)
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i’m all about supporting artists these days but please remember to respect their boundaries. victor frankenstein does not do fullbody commissions. stop asking.
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This tweet is almost 3 years old has been relevant since the day it was posted
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