Let’s all stand for our national anthem
*Seize the day chorale starts playing softly in the background*
If Salty & Bitter had a baby. If you remember me from the old Newsies fandom, hit me up.
My sister from another mister: Coneygoil
My AO3: LeeCracks
Getting to when Juliette fell into a coma is such a bummer (mostly bc i know we have to go thru the obsession bs soon). Nick happily running in to kiss her when she woke up and tells her he lives her just to get a “who are you?” is brutal.
But Nick bringing Monroe in to her like “Maybe seeing both of us together will jog some memories” is such good Nick x Juliette x Monroe fuel. Why, Nick? Why would seeing you together spark a memory better than you alone or pics of you kissing her? Did you share something recently? 🤔
Let’s all stand for our national anthem
*Seize the day chorale starts playing softly in the background*
Nothing like being relieved you’re done with editing, then getting knocked back down by the need for a title 😭

Axis of Awesome's 4 Chords Song, but I put the original artists back in.
(Note: This was mostly copied from Wikipedia)
People who have family groupchats are living wildly different lives than me
Sending ufc fighters in to absolute dead audience silence right before the homely dudes were brought out to present was so awkward i had to change the channel.
I forgot when Nick first confessed to Juliette he, like, bombarded her with everything in the trailer and infodumped like he’s used to doing with Monroe (and Monroe doing back at him).
But all she saw was the man she wants to marry manically showing her his collection of medieval weapons and furry sketchbooks and “hey I have a film reel of Hitler” when all she did was get scratched by a cat and previously mention she thought maybe Bigfoot could be real. This poor badass woman was overwhelmed.
I know he was excited to share his new-ish secret with her after hiding it a while, but he sucks at both keeping a secret and revealing it. Like, all he needed to say in that moment was “This woman has used poison on cops before and gotten away with it, so you’d be a target too.” Boom, Juliette goes to the hospital with him. Not that it would have helped her, but, y'know. It would have avoided hitting her over the head instead of easing her in. Dude was gonna have a Blutbad be her first woge experience. Monroe should have put him in the dog house.
Nick is so hilariously bad at communication unless he’s threatening or interrogating someone. Fantastic character (until the writers ruined him).