Fish w a cigarette and soulless eyes

welcome back tim wright

Oh….

*cowboy noises*

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

listen i am in the trenches rn i am not risking fucking up even more bc i skipped a tumblr chain post.

The golden potato is luck, the golden potato is life

The golden potato fucking worked, i had the best training day in fucking months

please potato of luck

I finally watched Sinners and I’m just gonna say…….BOTH! At the SAME TIME!

I think his hair got more jump scared than him

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

Do you need something.

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

Ayo Smile Dog come get your cousin