Reblogged doctordragon
Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die
Reblogged danandphilaremyaesthetic
The Internet Is Here Lyrics
Phil: Whenever I’m alone, or if I’m feeling gray there’s one place I can go to brighten up my day. It makes me want to sing. That's how the show should end. But wouldn't it be good if I could sing it with a friend?
Dan: Phil, I think you should have asked before putting me on the spot like this.
Okay. Fine. Whatever. I'll join in too.
Phil: I might go outside and feel more alive. Without twitter where would I be?
Dan: I guess I'd be fit. I'd stop posting shi
Phil: -rubbish
Dan: But tumblr's a part of me.
Phil: So many websites and so little time. There's one or two you should avoid.
Dan: Just don't stop watching youtube, or we'll be unemployed.
Both: The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? We might be antisocial, but these days, that is fine.
Dan: Because life is so much better when you spend it all online.
Phil: A place where you can be yourself, no matter if you're geeky.
Dan: Find friends that share your hobbies, even if they're creepy.
Phil: Where any question in your head is answered in an instant.
Dan: Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence.
Both: The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers, who needs a real mate?
WITHOUT THE INTERNET, WE NEVER WOULD HAVE MET.
Phil: We'd never be here on a stage, doing things we might regret.
Dan: Dance break.
Phil: Who cares if you're a loser, and everybody knows it?
Dan: Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses?
Phil: Even if your chances of getting tan are slim.
Dan: Or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim.
Dil: Chiltay zombo
Both: *music gets intense and beautiful* The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?
We might be antisocial, but these days that is fine.
Because life is so much better, life is so much better, life is so much better
When you spend
it
all
online
One time when I was at my grandma's house while my aunt and her kids were visiting I saw a cat and said "I love kitties" in a childish voice and my aunt just gasped and pulled me to the corner and whispered "what did you just say?" I repeated myself clearly and she whispered like we were in a drug deal "I thought you said you love *looks around and whispers quieter* titties" and I just laughed cuz jokes on her I like those too.
Why is it always girls that get dress coded? Its always "girls can't wear shorts (hell one school I know dress codes over collarbones showing) because it'll distract males." But guys will be walking around in shorts you can see up when they sit or muscle shirts with arm holes that go down to their belly buttons and hide nothing but they never get dress coded "because that will distract girls." Are guy's education more important than girl's or something, because that's what I'm gettin from this.
Reblogged laxusthelightning
Would You Rather
Kiss Gray or Laxus at midnight on New Year’s? (like for Gray, reblog for Laxus)
Reblogged doctordragon
deep-space-babe-deactivated2015
Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e
I wonder if any kids have ever tried to play a Kramus prank on their parents for Christmas. Like be bad all year and then Christmas Eve wake up when their parents are sleeping and trash their rooms and have fake blood streaks going out the door and then they scream and make crashing noises and hide when their parents come to see whats wrong.
Reblogged lauriestrode
CHRISTMAS EVE IS TOMORROW AND I STILL DONT FEEL CHRISTMASSY QUICK SOMEONE SLAP SOME FESTIVE CHEER INTO ME
