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god's silliest snail

@creachiergh

20 | she/he | strawpage if under 18 please block the 'nsft' and 'mdni' tags πŸ™

I've been thinking I really want to do something to try and help folks over in Palestine, so while I can't donate I want to at least help link to some of the general charities for folks there:

Please donate and helps spread the word if you can! If you're like me and can't donate, there's at least the daily clicks site you can bookmark and do!!!

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NEW YEAR'S PREDICTIONS !!!!!!!!!!!! !
  1. You know how there's an "old preppy" and much more recent "new preppy" aesthetic? I think this year we're going to see an emerging "new hipster" aesthetic that's visually distinct from the 2010s hipster
  2. The fall of man is coming this year !!!!!!! I'm so excited to proudly and confidently predict that woe be upon us, our wretched souls
  3. There's gotta be new ice cream flavors soon
  4. I'm going to have a disastrous trip and fall this year. I've been upright for too long
  5. Each house will have their own Slop Room that the tenants regularly visit for consultations on how they should react to stimuli and what they should think about. By 2028 it's not a Slop House, it's a Slop Home <3
  6. Lately strange dogs have not been normal around me, they're terrified. They don't bark, they scream. Here's hoping this year that the dog hivemind sorts itself out on that one because I don't want to keep scaring the goobers :(
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!

i am the frog. this is m yshow. i eat the bug

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you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but πŸ‘† it is not girl miso

Do not leave gift wrapping until the last minute. I bought a wrapping paper tube without checking what it looked like and now I'm facing for the consequences of my actions

the noble chilean street vendor, of course

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you won't begin to believe how much I pace my house going "I like dry food! I like playing with shoelaces!" like I spiritually am this cat

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resident alien is a special kind of tonal whiplash bc one second harry will be experiencing depression for the first time and fundamentally not understanding this sharp emptiness that cannot be filled. and then next he’ll be daydreaming about a gas leak blowing up the hawthorne household while ben is in a therapy session with him

everywhere i go i can hear his voice………….. (zach hadel)

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i fully recognize that glep is a grown adult with lots of wisom and life experience but also. i feel like you can do this to him

this is what i’m talking about

i fully recognize that glep is a grown adult with lots of wisom and life experience but also. i feel like you can do this to him

hey everybody. how’s it going. you should get your smiles growing.

now rhat smiling friends is over i don't care about tumblr anymore i'm going. outside. buy guys !! runs into th window falls to death

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