The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board
(YOU PUSH THE HEAD HOUSEMAIDEN AWAY.)
HER BONES
@ienjoyeatingeggsraw @confusedfroggirl you dont understand you NEED to see this
every once in a while i come back to this and i keep giggling and muttering "HER BONES" in a distressed voice and then giggle some more
my favourite thing about slay the princess is that you’re canonically some giant, bird-like monstrosity, like an actual abomination perfectly suited for cosmic horror, and yet the princess is so good at making you feel small and pathetic that you regularly get your ass kicked, back broken, heart stabbed, molecules and atoms ripped apart, etc. like imagine if an eldritch beast was a loser. and believed it was handsome. and liked to preen. and also had no idea how enormous or terrifying it was, like a dire wolf that thinks it’s a lap dog. that’s it, that’s the game
Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
yes i will be headcannoning that straight man as a autistic he/him lesbian
The Long Quiet.
ALT
ALTHas insertdisc5 considered this review yet
If we work together, we can remove Loop from the game. Don't worry about what will happen to Siffrin
The concept of ID5 removing Loop from the game a year after it came out is so funny to me actually, can you imagine. Like "yeah, sorry, Loop's no longer a canon character. Yeah, I know a lot of you liked them, but this is how it has to be"
