pjharvey:

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

sodiumfreak:

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

calware:

calware:

spiritual successor to my email post

ok this too

kaijuno:

orpheuslament:

orpheuslament:

krippe90:

orpheuslament:

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention’s in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he’s also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say “woof” and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

datadegroove:

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

innerchildabortionclinic:

you’re watching my dead wife montage but I don’t do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it’s just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

skittypilled:

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

tigerator:

godsarecrazy:

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website