me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what’s that you’ve got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop
Yaoi-Off 2025-2: Elegy of a Broken World
Round 2: Spock x Kirk (Star Trek) vs Bill Cipher x Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Spock x Kirk
Stanford Pines x Bill Cipher
See Results
it’s kind of crazy how many physical books universities have. like i’m pretty sure a lot of them go just untouched for years at a time. but they’re just waiting there for the right obscuritan to come along. like cinderella
legally, i should be allowed
my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god
i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.
The musical episode.
This one’s a banger!
Starting a collection
pots n picks week - day 1: traditions
yet another Davrin painting ft. some piercings I thought he’d look handsome with
