updated the forsaken traffic life uquiz i made before double life which is a twin of the hermitcraft uquiz and i, unfortunately, refuse to leave well enough alone so here are all these lmao

traffic watchers

skizz / imp / tango / etho / cleo / bdubs / scar / scott / martyn / grian / jimmy / joel / pearl / bigb 

plus those lost in traffic: mumbo /  lizzie /  rendog

greengableslover:

When you go, your footprints will fill with grass. Moss shall cover your tombstone, and as the sun rises, green shall spread over all, in all its shades and hues. This verdigris will overtake your swords and your coins and your battlements and, try as you might, all you hold dear will succumb to it. Your skin, your bones. Your virtue.

THE GREEN KNIGHT (2021) dir. David Lowery

bob-belcher:

The mere sight of each other left the Pie Maker and the girl named Chuck feeling exactly like they wanted to feel: safe and warm and loved.

(via chewbacca)

columboscreens:

(via goodokolachampagne)

ladiesofcinema:

Russian Doll (2019- )
Brain Drain (S02E03)

(via plightofthecentipede)

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

A Northern Wedding, by drybomes

A birthday gift for @banadraw, shared to tumblr with the permission of the artist.

“I think getting married in front of a great old weirwood would be very important for Sansa so I hope I did it justice. I wish you an amazing year, Bana ❤️ Also as a little bit of extra lore, Sansa made the cloaks!! ❤️❤️”

e-flat-clarinets:

can i come over and stare at you like this

(via transjudas)

elderscrollsconceptart:

“You there. The Dawnguard is looking for anyone willing to fight against the growing vampire menace. What do you say?”

My Khajiit vampire:

(via vshamru)

enjoylentgreen:

sourdough-seal:

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

(via petr1kov)

lemonbubble:

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

(via tasteyandfreshe)

girlballs:

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

teach a man to fish keeps the doctor away

you can lead a doctor to water but you cant make it learn to fish

give me a place to stand and a lever long enough, and i’ll fill a doctor with apples

(via cum-rade)

ddeerlybeloved:

ample time? no no no you misheard me. i said apple time. 🍎🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍎🍏🍎🍎🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍏🍏🍏🍎🍎🍎🍏🍎🍏🍏🍎🍏🍏🍎🍎🍏🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

(via toesuckler)