Crinege

goofstep:

what the hell the fucking stupid serf at burger király forgot the goulash in my franz liszt meal

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kaashina:

maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

itsgarbageboy:

maomao is my favorite “not like other girls” style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she’s just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole “omg she’s actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she’s all made up” trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she’s Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes “well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself” she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like “man this guy is weird around me what’s his deal. I guess he’s fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick” fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

Anonymous asked:

omg do you live in söci

coherent-sheaf:

crinege:

mwagneto:

oh hell no i just have friends in low places

it’s literally high places tho

volt szerencsem a sociben tolteni a covid karantenom masodik hetet

hallod én egy egész két hetes karantént voltam a söciben, pacsi

softwaring:

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unforth:

do you own at least one pair of chopsticks?

yes

no

I own. So many pairs of chopsticks. But I realized people might not? Bonus, tell me in the tags where you’re from. I’m from the US.

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cosmic-booknerd:

this a convo between medicated andrew and aaron

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Anonymous asked:

omg do you live in söci

mwagneto:

oh hell no i just have friends in low places

it’s literally high places tho

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: The Fujoshi

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felipeiv:

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chthonickore:

mapsontheweb:

Countries from whom the USA has halted all immigrant visa processing (as of Jan 14, 2026)

(Source: reddit.com, via eel-in-a-glass)