teifling warlock whose patron is just one of their parents. like, "mom, i need to use eldritch blast, why isn't this working??"

"honey, you were supposed to clean your room a week ago. until that bedroom is clean, no magic for you. it's in the terms of our pact, remember?"

He's a very messy eater 😌

D&D Classes Sources of magic

Wizards: College degree.

Bards: Pretty Privilege

Sorcerers: Results of pretty privilege.

Clerics: ~Jesus is a friend of mine!~

Warlocks: Discord Daddy's Sugar Kitten

Paladins: Weaponized Autism

A little comic about how Aiden met Strahd and received a gift from him. ..and also commited a little social faux pas.

I wanted to draw the fur at the base of crow's tail 🐐 (they/she)

ref (nsfw)

post-finale au where everything is fine, but they still need to find shit to argue about and now castiel wears glasses

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

age aggressing to 65 so i can retire

"Ool had over two billion inhabitants, a rich and diverse agricultural base, several large manufactory groups and thousands of smaller ones, and a fair amount of tourist traffic, especially for its beaches and mountain skiing."

Maybe one day I'll draw the rest of the Ascendancy planets

gandalfs

I love you characters who try so hard to avoid becoming one specific thing that they end up becoming something arguably worse. I love you characters with backwards development. I love you characters whose ideals dissolve over time. I love you characters who start out bright-eyed and end their stories with several important pieces missing.

sometimes you just wanna-

Shout out to TBB who could’ve made Tech the normal level headed member of the team but no he’s just as unhinged as the rest of them he just sounds less insane because of how he speaks

Imagining thranto having phone sex and Thrawn getting more and more hot and bothered the thicker Eli’s accent gets, and Eli letting himself slip slowly into full Deep South Lysatran with his low deep voice as he listens to Thrawn’s composure breaking until it’s impossible to hide

Costume. Chitons.

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

also chlamys:

and exomis:

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

That last one looks dope

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

ancient Egyptian robes

This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:

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Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/

Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1

It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.

I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers