I'll never wipe the snile off my face >:J

Finally making a Pinned post

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Pinned Post My post art blog is :Flighty-Corvine but i only got 1 post and its wildin gonna need to go to a doctor for head stuff yeah lets get a ct;mri;eeg;ekg;pet;ect scan boys Rat stuff

angletic

dogpuppy

spearxwind

nolanfa-clayworks

And bonus toebeans:

A series of smoked animals.
(for individual posts with more pictures and wips, check the #geometric animals, tag)

angletic

dogpuppy

iloveprozac

creepymutelilbugger

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

purple-compromise

i-will-write

writing about the character is so embarrassing... like hi… yeah… it’s me again… I know he's not really that deep... but I like him like that.

stinkystarboy

calware

i implore you all to watch this video that my mom took and sent me

calware

YES EXACTLY!!! environmental storytelling

stinkystarboy

unlimited-nobu-works

the floating head of wisdom

toe-fingerman

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

pride-knightess

Thank you for the clarification

stinkystarboy

democritus-atomos

when you want to make a joke but it would dox your name and location

stinkystarboy

cutecipher

stinkystarboy

mysteriie

I havent seen very much of Detective Pikachu but Im ready to be the most annoying bastard in Ryme city, pulling around my partner pokémon Grimer in a wagon at all times

mysteriie

some jerk: wow thats gross and dangerous

me: you fool. you utter buffoon. you think I feed my beloved pet industrial waste? you think I let him drink pesticides and herbicides?? You think I give him access to fucking sewage??? He eats exclusively recyclables and biodegradible trash. If we took political action to limit pesticide usage and force huge companies to stop dumping waste in unsafe areas, the Grimer and Muk population could all be much healthier and safer to be around. In this TED talk, I will

mysteriie