there’s a phenomenon when it comes to enjoying a male character in a piece of media where it’s so much fun and i love my blorbo and i want to talk about my blorbo and read analysis of my blorbo but i realize very fast and very hard that the majority of fans made up a version of him that appeals to their horniness and it’s become the popular and standard interpretation and i do not care for that guy at all like i’d beat him with hammers actually
i think characters should have sex while hating every second of it. and not in the way of them hating it but secretely still enjoying themselves i think they should be miserable the whole way through #misery
first base is love bombing second base is having sex third base is going no contact & fourth base is having sex again
