CrownBeed

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

New side blog for music!

CrownBeed Music Recs!

Please give it a follow for regular recommendations of some of my favorite songs and artists!

a few previews!

and much more!

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toffyandsalt
apolladay

Which of these popular* shows (that I haven't watched) have you watched? Watched meaning at least started the series.

Stranger Things

Heated Rivalry

X Files

Abbott Elementary

Bridgerton

The Last of Us

Bob's Burgers

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

The Pitt

I've watched all of these

I've watched multiple of these

I've watched none of these

* popular meaning I see my mutuals post about them a lot lol

i saw buffy when it was airing. it was so good back then. ive seen all of stranger things but like...casually? and the first season of the last of us. ive also definitly probably seen some episodes of x-files? just from flipping channels back in the day i dont remember any of it tho.
teaboot
blueboxfive

Protestants are so fucking lame what do you mean the Pope threw a rave?

cleolinda
madelyn-mads74

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teaboot

nothing’s felt real since like 2012

crownbeed

I do love this for the Christians tho.

have a little fun thrown in with your self-flegellation, as a treat!

fowo
memewhore

captainsingleton

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

kitharion

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

marzipanandminutiae

and if anyone’s wondering, the man (from Cecilia, Kentucky, USA) had emptied a broken deer feeder full of accidentally fermented corn into a field where no animals were supposed to be. the pigs broke out of their pen, got into the corn, and the one you see here seriously overindulged

they observed her overnight and got Animal Control to do a check-up on her. she’s fine

so yes, you you can enjoy the video without worrying about Drunk Pig

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fierceawakening

So glad to hear she’s just drunk off her… whatever you call a pig ass. Haunches?