i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

Tried out this fancy, water-based sunscreen lotion my sister bought because it was unscented and didn’t make my allergies flare up as much just to find out that you’re either not supposed to go swimming with these on or I fucked up applying it somehow and now I have a huge sunburn except for these patches of unblemished skin on my shoulders that look like the souls of the damned

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OK, in retrospect I can see how posting a picture of an unidentifiable patch of skin covered in water droplets wasn’t my best idea. Let’s try this again.

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Here, this should do the trick.

Tried out this fancy, water-based sunscreen lotion my sister bought because it was unscented and didn’t make my allergies flare up as much just to find out that you’re either not supposed to go swimming with these on or I fucked up applying it somehow and now I have a huge sunburn except for these patches of unblemished skin on my shoulders that look like the souls of the damned

image

OK, in retrospect I can see how posting a picture of an unidentifiable patch of skin covered in water droplets wasn’t my best idea. Let’s try this again.

Tried out this fancy, water-based sunscreen lotion my sister bought because it was unscented and didn’t make my allergies flare up as much just to find out that you’re either not supposed to go swimming with these on or I fucked up applying it somehow and now I have a huge sunburn except for these patches of unblemished skin on my shoulders that look like the souls of the damned