I think Supreme Court approval was like 60%+ right before GW Bush and now it's around 40. They're responding to that collapse in legitimacy by publicly serving as a hack squad for a historically unpopular president. You get the feeling everyone is ripping the copper wiring out of the walls

Landscape at Dusk by Ludwig Munthe

pilots should be allowed to put stickers on the airplanes if they do a good job

give the pilots some spray paint and let them tag those things

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

ITS NOT HOPELESS ITS JUST JANUARY.

im always saying this

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

mandatory minimum production time so things can be better and also finished and also not feel like homework to enjoy

Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.

They just don't want him getting left out 🥺

Your reminder to brush and floss today! Every little bit makes a difference, pls try.

And remember that your dentist can help you find strategies to help you brush and mitigation strategies for when it’s hard.

HI MY DENTIST REALLY UNDERSTOOD MY DEPRESSION AND GAVE ME THE FOLLOWING TIPS

- After each meal, rinse your mouth with water. This isn’t a replacement for brushing teeth nor flossing, but if you do this it can really help improve your oral health.

- You can swallow that water too!!! Especially helpful if you struggle with hydration.

- She recommended those little floss picks with two strings of floss. Also, they can be used multiple times!!! I typically get about five uses out of one pick and rinse between uses.

- Put that pick around your toothbrush as a reminder to floss :)

Remember poor oral health can not only cost you a fortune later in life it can also contribute to cardiovascular disease and worsening depression. Am I perfect? Nope! We are all in this together ❤️

things that have helped my depressed routine-adverse ass:

1-there is no Wrong time to brush your teeth.

2-travel toothbrush and fluoride-free toothpaste in the car so i can stop on the side of the road and brush when i realize ive forgot.

3- there is no wrong time to brush your teeth

4- sugar free gum. i keep some everywhere as an oral stim too. i even have some in my nightstand to help when ive forgotten to brush before bed. (do not do this. you will loose gum in your bed.)

Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.

So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.

So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.

This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.

Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally

For anyone who needed to see her in motion.

Thinking to myself "they can't possibly have written this entire 20 000 word fic exclusively in 4chan greentext format", like a fool.

Give us the fic

Let the record reflect that you asked for this.

@lidsel replied:

I mostly just look up what's being referenced when people blorbotag my shitposts.

I low-key love this? They're certainly making use of the format; the chaotic and comedic flow of events would feel lower quality and wordier in standard prose

I don't know how anyone has found this as the only ao3 tag it has is "original work." There's not even a rating or relationship type. The fic summary for anyone intrested is:

"in 2069 AD, the region once known as the United States of America is a world of complex lore and political intrigue that our heroine doesn't really care about because she's too busy trying to find estrogen in the post-apocalyptic Midwest."

Give that roughly two thirds of the comments and kudos appear to post-date the creation of this thread, at least in this particular case the answer to "where do people find this stuff?" is apparently "right here".