It's all coming together

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
midnightshadows59
rubitsart

Waffles: i’m just reading about how this Egyptologist came across jars full of honey
so naturally they started eating it

Me: haha
science!

Waffles: then one of the party remarked on a hair in the honey he was dipping bread in
they found more hair and pulled on it and ‘the body of a small child appeared, in good state of preservation, with all limbs intact and well dressed, with ornaments’

Me: GOOD LORD

Waffles: it is not recorded if any of the party ever ate anything ever again

Me: bluagh guahg
so it was a child in a big jar of honey? 
they were really going at it?
not just tasting huh

Waffles: yeah they must have been really nomming it

Me: the messed up adventures of winnie the pooh

image
image
image
wyst
marisatomay

at the risk of being cringe with everything going on — this week, the last six months, the past five years — i keep thinking about that one quote from the great gatsby

marisatomay

“they were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

marisatomay

it’s just every day now, huh.

hippocratessocrates
wizardarchetypes

i rly do love the 'schedule send' option for emails bc when i actually need to look like a functioning person i schedule emails to send at like 9:07 am and it's like wow! what a go-getter. i bet this guy slept a normal number of hours and sent this email after waking up at a regular time and brushed his teeth and ate breakfast and everything before he sent this email at a neutral morning time. not too early. not too late. let the dog out and grabbed the physical newspaper he subscribes to because he supports local journalism. a real standup person all around.

angrywarrior69
spacelessbian

i will sound crazy but in the s7e16 Workforce Janeway, whose memories were changed and she has no idea she's the captain of Voyager, or that Voyager even exists, has sex with a random white dude, as usual, and after that they're chatting in bed and she caresses the place above his left eyebrow while talking about love. and that was the moment, ladies and gentleman, when I realised Seven's implant and Chakotay's tattoo are in the same place