i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

The term "ascending to idgafhood" been rattling in my head for days now.

it looks and feels exactly like this tbh

Me when I ascend to idgafhood:

When one simply decides she has won the idgaf war:

The idgaf energy surging through my body:

When I finally decide idgaf and a beam of light shoots from my chest, scaring the birds from the trees, signaling to the natural world that a protector it previously mourned as gone has finally returned:

"[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in a hyperbolic joke expressing that the character is sweet and kind and i love them, vs "[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in i’m absolutely lying through my teeth while a long list of their crimes plays behind me like film credits

how it feels occasionally revisiting your old fandom you’re no longer a part of but all the good memories are still there. #nostalgia

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too

I need to know the science

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

when your friend is in january 1st and you’re in december 31st

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

repeating this to myself forever and ever

People are too self-conscious these days we need to bring back those dances from the 60s where you just kinda wiggle

People are too self-conscious these days we need to bring back those dances from the 60s where you just kinda wiggle

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]