the classic roll onto side and sleep for two more hours trick - ill try it now!

i wake up and ten thousand years have passed. i dreamt of watching a light rain fall onto a stormy sea. theres nothing left of anything.

Tayeba Begum Lipi (1, 2) - Let’s Take a Break, 2013 [Stainless steel made razor blades, stainless steel sheet and water]

We genuinely need Elliot Alderson to be real and start blowing up AI data centers . This shit is getting out of HANDDDD

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

— our town, thornton wilder

keep twisting the narrative I'm almost there

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RESTORING LOST MEDIA

Well there you go!

I thought it said homophobes

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

empowered woman skips smoking before bed and doesn't stay up unreasonably late

i feel like it's cheating for a tv show to play All The Things She Said. theyre cutting the yaoi cocaine with yuri fentanyl

seahorse AU?

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

imagining will graham’s rate my professor reviews being like:

quality 1.0 difficulty 5.0

he straight up does not have office hours. if he tells you he has office hours he is LYING. i made an appointment with him a week in advance and when i got there he had a sign on his door that just said “sorry solving a murder in minnesota”. i tried to schedule to meet with him again a few weeks later and the exact same thing happened but it was north carolina that time.

quality 3.0 difficulty 4.0

i emailed him once asking for an extension on a paper and he messaged me back two days later at 3am and it was just a thumbs up emoji “sent from my iphone”

quality 3.0 difficulty 3.0

He obviously cares a lot about his subject and his presentations are really in depth while remaining easy to follow, but he did have to have another professor sub for him a lot? I’m also concerned about how much Advil he takes…

quality 2.0 difficulty 3.0

i stg he got a boner talking about the chesapeake ripper lmao. like wdym the murder was art??? he’s gonna end up on the news someday i stg. he found out i have a dog and when i showed him a picture he gave me extra credit which was pretty cool though

quality 1.0 difficulty 4.0

I think the only person who hated being in his class more than me was him.

quality 5.0 difficulty 4.0

i can hardly pay attention to a goddamn thing that man said because i can’t get over how pretty he is. he’s obviously on the verge of a nervous breakdown but idec because he’s Gorgeous. professor graham, if you’re reading this idk what’s wrong with you but whatever it is, i can fix it

quality 1.0 difficulty 2.0

BRO GOT ARRESTED FOR MURDER