"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing
woman morning wood
morning bean
THE SEX BINARY IS FAKE NEWS EXAMPLE #732562!!!!!!
It's almost like.... the penis and the clitoris are just two different ends of the phallus spectrum...... and the human body has largely similar forms and functions across sexual variation..... and cis men's sexuality is not, in fact, as foreign and unique and incomprehensible to the Vaginal™ Female™ Mind™ as people like to claim it is
Developing a sick fixation on the bagel guy I get breakfast from every Friday on my way to work. I have visited his stall thrice and each time he hears my order, shakes his head, and gives me a slightly different version of my order that tastes better than what I'd originally asked for
Today I asked for a plain lox spread bagel and he gave me an everything bagel with a lox, scallion, and dill spread and it fucks so heavy. Moaning at work rn
No i will not tell you who this is or where. This is MY parasocial relationship with a bagel guy who is doing a kind of customer service dom thing to me. You guys don't get to HAVE him [eyes start glowing as I growl]
is there a name for this
hey op. i want you to know my boyfriend has been in hysterics, laughing and occasionally wheezing out "bibby" for the past half an hour because of this post. are you proud of what youve done?
Im the bf btw I made fanart
in 2026, remember how GOOD writing feels. remember how satsfying it is to get your characters to the point you have been dying to get to, where they will experience the love, fear, relief or whatever the feeling you want to bring to life may be. let this year be the year of writing, prgress and of satisfactory endings.
you know who you are
i expect to see every girlie saying oh the sleepy meepy by tomorrow at naptime is that clear
“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.
(via @sinni-ok-sessi )
Ummmm NOT losing these tags, this is so fucking funny @astronicht
Go little scop go!
For context, here's Benjamin Babgy's lovely harp-accompanied version; it covers roughly the first third of the poem and takes an hour and forty minutes.
anxeious