Cringe Be Upon Yee
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Formerly Wild-Zamboni
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“I ate an edible last night” yeah I did too you dumb fuck it’s called food for dinner
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My sister’s keeper is probably the most twisted thing I’ve read in my life and I have a lot of thoughts but for you, dear tumblr, I just wanna say its fucking crazy that Jesse becomes a cop.
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This is what years without new content does to a fandom
i think she would like that
(via tassiekitty)
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Vinyl records are circular because it’s an efficient use of space: the grooves that encode the music are laid out in a spiral on the disc, so that the needle only has to move as far as the disc’s radius to read the entire thing. Before this clever idea was thought of, the grooves were instead laid out in a straight line, and every LP was a narrow rectangle more than a thousand feet long. To flip an album to side b at least two people were needed, one at each end, coordinating via shouted instructions.
(via werewolf4vampire)
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Environmental storytelling or something like that
Interesting how the transfeminine version got marked mature literally *as* I posted it, very clearly hitting some sort of automated filter, while the cis version was untouched by the filter even though it was otherwise identical
Seeing lots of additions about how I should “run more tests” and I want to make it abundantly clear that I never WANTED to test anything. I made the first post for fun because I thought it was funny, and I made the second post because I was mad that the first got instantly marked mature.
I tagged the second post “testing something” because that specific post wasn’t actually a post I wanted to make, and I was mad that my joke got filtered, so I wanted to demonstrate the discrepancy knowing that the cis version was never going to get marked mature. The tag was just there so people wouldn’t get confused about why I, an extremely trans-focused blog, made a cis-exclusive post.
This was not me trying to make some big statement or gather proof or evidence or anything. I’m just trying to make stupid jokes on my own damn blog without getting silenced purely because my target audience and I are transfeminine.
I should be allowed to just exist in my own mundane way without having to turn it into a fight, but if it comes to taking it lying down or making a fuss then you had better believe I will not go gentle.
Like don’t get me wrong, I do try to be very vocal and active in my transfeminism, but I am also just a girl who is trying to live her life!
I shouldn’t have to fight for the right to exist, and yet even at the times when I’m just fucking around making jokes I’m still not given a damn choice!
I don’t get to opt-out of this bullshit! I didn’t want this to be a whole demonstration of transmisogyny, I just wanted to make a stupid neopussy joke to bring some personalized humor to trans girls like me, who either have or want to have bottom surgery, and often feel left out of all the girlcock jokes.
This is what trans women mean when we say our very existence is political. Because we aren’t allowed to exist in the public eye unless we either do everything we can to distance ourselves from the fact that we’re trans women, or we decide to put ourselves into fighting against oppression loudly and unrepentantly.
(via tassiekitty)
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OP must have been on their phone or perhaps computer when they made this post
(via shadyhouse)
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being anti-divorce is so fucking bonkers to me like yeah i think you’re morally obligated to stay with some shithead who you hate forever. this is a normal and healthy thing to believe. let’s have kids together and force them to grow up being raised by two people who hate each other. yeah this might fuck them up mentally during the most formative years of their life but it’s the morally righteous thing to do. if there’s one thing god loves it’s traumatized children. i’m getting into heaven for sure
(via susiephone)
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asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to
(via tassiekitty)
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.
Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange
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^^^ This. The COMBINED population of the Twin Cities (Minneapolis and St. Paul) is only about 2.6 million. That’s not small town numbers, sure, but compared to NYC (20.1 million in the metropolitan area)? LA? (12.9 million “”)?
Minneapolis is being made an example of because they’re the most bitesized target, and if you’re doing a shock and awe campaign like this you need to not choke on national tv.
(And they’re still having to fight for it. Minneapolis isn’t taking this laying down, and more power to them for their courage.)
Just as a side note, ICE raids are currently also happening in Columbus OH- which is double the size of Minneapolis but still much smaller than Chicago or LA.
Is Columbus a blue city? Not that it matters, I just lack perspective. You’d think if they wanted a photo-op they’d go to a red city and have throngs of cheering supporters as they rough up the minority neighborhoods.
The blue dot in the center is the district Columbus is in.
(via alibrariangoestoikea)
