adastrabbit:

“hogwash” still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

3000s:

3000s:

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

seali:

pseudomantis:

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the posting economy is in shambles

theres been a notable decline in posting quality since the loss of pjackk and hsu hao

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

kitten if you don’t get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma’s drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria’s Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Your fuckpig is weaker than my fuckpig

Strong and Loyal fuckpig VS Weak and Cunning fuckpig

Choose your fuckpig in new exciting game Fuckpig: Battle DX deluxe, now for the Nintendo PigEgg#Sponsored #PigEgg

“i can’t wait to command fuckpigs in this exciting new game!”

– Last words of fuckpigcommander286

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

pjackk is beloved bc a lot of us are 5 seconds of lapsed concetration and one bad gas station sandwich away from posting like that too

fantasy:

reality:

rockergiirl:

*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?

yeah sure go ahead

*connect my mp3 player*

*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*

i love crashing my car, crashing the car i’m driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me