without seeing the context (a ski jumping-related blog) I thought someone was referring to mass male s*icides or sth 😭 and I was VERY confused

the military recruiters in public schools were like “don’t you want to join the military, you dumb, broke sack of shit? you might even get to go to college if you make it through basic training without massive brain damage and PTSD from being assaulted by your colleagues. maybe you’ll change your mind. we’ll just sit here offering free water bottles if you sign up to be harassed by us.”

“wouldn’t you inbred rednecks like to see Korea? wouldn’t that be cool? since you’re never leaving the county you were born in otherwise”

I’m partially convinced the military picks its most annoying employees to go be recruiters at high schools so they don’t have to deal with them.

American HS student: Man, I'd kill to go to college....

Recruiters: ✨️👀👀👀✨️

my European ass reading that you have military recruitments at schools in the US: