monks are dumb you have an entire monestary full of other guys with shared interests as you but you DON’T fuck them? or. or anyone?
oh shit you met monkfucker georg
You could not tell me the virgins in fancy dresses weren’t fucking each other
The 12th century French abbess Heloise once complained of how often her nuns lezzed out, writing “surely in the seduction of women, there is nothing so successful as another woman’s pandering”
‘They will not enter here,’ said the arch-mistress, without turning her head. ‘This is Garstang, on the Isle of Thanedd. No one invited those royalist lackeys, who carry out the orders of their short-sighted kings!’ (x)
Reblogging myself because I was just scrolling through my archive looking for an earlier post and realised tumblr flagged this. Along with a bunch of other artistic nude studies I’ve done. *sigh* I’ve changed the ‘content label’ to 'mature-sexual themes’. Sexual my arse. Yes I physically cringed. What the hell, feast your eyes, for I’ve suffered thrice for this.
“This had better be worth my time,” Diana clips as she takes a seat next to Jackson Lamb on a bench overlooking the Thames.
He doesn’t say anything, just sucks on his teeth—a horrid, wet sound—and hands her a large brown envelope. All she needs is a glimpse inside to understand what she’s looking at.
“What the fuck do you think you’re playing at?” she hisses.
