Can You Make It Make Sense?

My blog. Myyyyyyy blog.

Anything and everything // give me some dumb jokes and I will laugh // I’ll never get over my fav chaotic dumbass Percy Jackson // chaotic dumbass himbos in general

luke-thompsons:

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#biblically accurate percabeth

vamptits:

vamptits:

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okay yay. I made a million mistakes but I get it now. small bird 🙂‍↕️

reply from user poisonedcure that reads "i don’t see the mistakes i only see the bird"ALT

mindset-altering sentence.

(via what-even-is-thiss)

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

itsdragonfire13:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

if demigods were allowed smart phones the very first contact percy would make with any of the greeks in SoN would be sending thalia a video of him using the 12th legions eagle to shoot lightning and smirking into the camera. no words spoken. no context given. she’s crushing her phone in her hand as she watches it.

What makes this even funnier is that she is in the middle of looking for him. And he probably had to do it from a random phone he ‘borrowed’ (stole).

exactly she’s been freaking out trying to find him for MONTHS and after this she just texts back “stay missing”

scarliefrancis:

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#merry crisis
— Die Hard (1988) dir. John McTiernan

kassy-djomunson:

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emziess:

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Steve Harrington’s Employment Record

Scoops Ahoy - Scooper
June 1985 - July 1985 (Building burnt down)

Family Video - Sales Assistant
August 1985 - March 1986 (Closed following the ground splitting open)

WSQK The Squawk - Sound Guy
April 1986 -

Reference: His mom

Stranger Things, S3-S5

pointless-achievements:

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randomalienencounter:

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zzoupz:

zzoupz:

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what are we even saying anymore

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?

it is extremely important context that I am saying this as a clockfucker. what the fuck do you MEAN conventional

as a WHAT

OH NOW YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH

Achievement Unlocked:

Clocked In The Jaw

Say something so out of pocket that you force the alien to speak English.

(via what-even-is-thiss)

the-aefe:

catbot2000:

maxdowt:

candyredterezii:

afloweroutofstone:

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Tea party

fae court

The council to decide your fate

(via what-even-is-thiss)

dorkybooktrash:

seaglassdinosaur:

The doubling of tribute numbers. The miscarried Abernathy twins. The Donner sisters who Haymitch carries a fascination for as consequence. Louella being replaced by Lou Lou, a name that only mimics the first half of her name, and a girl who matches her in appearance only. Tam Amber’s set of pins, one dropped down a well, the other discarded. The two versions of the games: the one that Haymitch remembers and the edited, falsified version of them without the real content. The two bags of gumdrops. The fraternal affection he feels for Louella and Lou Lou, the artificial twins, and Maysilee’s offer to be his sister—the second one she gives in the book. A bond with a real twin, both pairs healing the sisters he never did know. The split between what is natural and what is manufactured or forged, bonds that that grow on their own, or are forced into existance. And if the distinction makes any difference to the person it impacts.

Just shoot me why don’t you 😭

lettersfrompanem:

  • the “I’m not a drinker myself” to gradually becoming an alcoholic to numb out the pain pipeline
  • the “I don’t want them to change me. turn me into something I’m not” to being turned into a mutt version of himself pipeline
  • the “I do everything in my power to protect my sister” to losing her anyway pipeline