Notice of Citation for Unauthorized Use of ":3"

As you already know, we very highly regard professional conduct at this company, and in the interest of that, we limit usage of emojis (including text based glyphs) to the following:

📈 (📉 NOT permitted)

These permitted emojis, used within the reasonable bounds of no more than 3 per diem, should be more than enough to express any notion you may want to express at the office.

On probation is also:

And

Which we currently permit the usage of once per week.

Please reflect on how your use of unauthorized glyphs such as ":3" reflects poorly on our company to our business partners and associates, and damages our reputation and credibility across the board.

Accrual of further citations may result in the issuance of a mandatory summons to the Chamber.

Below is the text included in the incident report:

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Communication Protocol Violations:

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

via r/risa

look what i cooked (literally)

sweet as a 1/4th cup of sugar Some extras below the cut!

Holy shit those cookies came out exactly how you wanted em! Did it take a few tries to get em right?

Hii nope, i kinda just tried to keep them as on model as possible because i knew i wouldnt be retrying them, cutting them out just took long xd And in my head i was like okay they will also get a bit distored in the oven, possibly bake unevely and i think thats okay and has its own charm to it Im gonna answer it here as well since a few people asked if i made cookie cutters and no not exactly? I redrew the frames from digital reference on paper and cut it out like so

(also shoutout to fish shaped dish)

then i would put the paper on the dough and put some flour around it to have a guideline that wont move and cut it out

and the back legs have a mix of cocoa : >

"Survival"

Cone 5.5 stoneware, underglaze, glaze, nichrome wire

A piece about caring and bonding deeply intertwined with survival, and death as a legacy to the building of love and community.

Some may recognize this piece being on display during the spring of 2025, it was purchased for a surprise and was finally unveiled last month so I'm now sharing it online! :)

this is america

Never forget and never forgive the people who did this to us. When this is all over, when he is dead and gone, we must hold every one of these terrorist thugs accountable.

Broke: Imma kick your ass

Woke: You are invited to join me on the

I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes

Official silly sign

I briefly got really excited that I might've been here, and then I remembered the name of the place I actually went.

Butts View.

Official silly sign

Butts Court, Leeds, England, UK

i used to walk past here all the time lmao

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

his name is Pesto <3

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

ITS FUCKING REAL???

The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit: Hotbox Variation

Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

-via Design Bloom, November 24, 2023. Very cool! Some excellent info on exactly why these will be so useful in the comments.

No single solution is the perfect and only one, and art-installation wind generators are a good way to add off-grid power in built-up areas where big turbines are a no-go (or where neighborhood rules prohibit them).

Any viable solarpunk future requires a variety of energy sources that do not pollute, and cities pose added challenges. This is a start!

Other great solutions for inhabited areas include solar roofs over not just homes but also bus stops and parking areas: Anywhere heat builds up, solar energy is not just being wasted but is adding to cooling requirements.

And we definitely need to see more green things growing in cities - plants absorb heat and carbon dioxide, convert sunlight into growth energy, and provide shade for other living creatures (including us).

Solutions like this wind-energy sculpture are great pieces that help build the overall architecture of living more sustainably!

this rules

Yeah dude who do you think catches your freshly cut salmon

the bear catching your salmon

Source ~ Neurodivergent_Lou

Alt Text added to each image.

Note: these are different ways these can show up. They can also show up in a stereotypical way. If you've met one autistic, you've met one autistic.

REALLY

FUCKING ALL OF THEM??!?!?!!

this is one of my favorite adventure time clips for the sheer density of nonsense per second delivered in the most deadpan voice imaginable

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

Can we not victim blame

This is what audio processing disorder feels like