Well that went down like a lead balloon
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Will never be over how Jonah provided the most functional definition of humanity in the entire show (tied to physicality, mortality, and free will since those three are the things that tend to disappear when an avatar is subsumed into their entity). Not true, since a true definition of humanity is impossible and he knows it (that’s more than can be said for a lot of the “real” humans out there), but almost flawlessly functional to the purposes of the question in the context of avatarhood. He has clearly thought about it a lot and come to his conclusions.
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Because I cannot actually believe this post👀:
What is the default Popcorn flavour in your country and where are you from?
salty, from Germany
salty, from Europe (other than Germany)
salty, from North America
salty, from South America
salty, from Africa
salty, from Asia/Oceania
sweet, from Germany
sweet, from Europe (other than Germany)
sweet, from North America
sweet, from South America
sweet, from Africa
sweet, from Asia/Oceania
(via clueless-dullahan)
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Every few months I’m reminded that the default popcorn flavor in the rest of the world is salty while it is sweet in Germany.
Salty popcorn is so nasty
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Video caption: Good guy who talks like a bad guy
“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.”
“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.”
“Oh, I wish I could stay and chat, but I’m afraid I have to take my friend to the airport.”
Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go
(via teaboot)
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We survived death only to realize that we are a burden on everyone.
Now I can no longer afford even the most basic necessities of life.
How long am I supposed to keep living like this? This is killing me day after day.
My children and I can no longer survive without your help and donations. I’m sorry, my friends, for being a burden on you.
(via iron-sunrise)
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they fucking deleted babehog???
you *literally* need to hit a minimum character count to submit a hate speech report.
(via darkenedyeastextract)
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i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it’s 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can’t piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can’t talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it’s such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. “won’t someone think of the children!” I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!
thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut
(via the-conquest-of-shred)
