"It smells like weed in here" yeah I know
'Bats' by Edward Gorey
When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
We are now further from the release of the original Jurassic Park than Jurassic Park was from the extinction of the dinosaurs.
Two seemingly contradictory beliefs that we actually must strive to hold simultaneously:
- You don't owe anyone anything
Meaning: you do not have to make yourself suffer for the convenience of others
- We owe each other everything
Meaning: we could not survive without each other and everything we do to help another is crucial to ensuring our own continued survival
You don't need to be a doormat, but also don't get comfortable slamming the door when you have the resources to extend a hand instead.
Just realized I’m probably never going to Europe or the UK again because my best friend is now a legal citizen of Colombia.
75% decrease in insect biomass within my lifetime and I'm supposed to care about cover letters
don’t worry king, your next flop post will get you 69 notes and several anon hate mail
always sucks to find out a person of color is a christian like damn u really let them colonize your heart and your soul and your mind too
Painting myself in WW1 dazzle camouflage so the little old ladies at Tesco's misjudge my direction and speed and their torpedos miss when I cut in front of them at the self-service checkout
I find it so insane when women don’t leave their bfs for raising their voices at them like immediately if a man is raising his voice at you you need to beat the hell out of him rob him and then throw him into a river like the fuck
packing all my mutuals a bowl unless you don’t smoke in which case it is soup in your bowl
It doesn’t look like my doctor is going to be getting back to me today, sadly. I’m going to take an edible and spend the rest of the day in bed cuddling my heated blanket.
When are they gonna make a tv show about two clowns who are gay & having an affair that they have to keep secret because of the homophobia in the clown industry & they have explicit gay clown sex on screen
i love the concept of covering something in catnip so the cats know it’s theirs. like if something was covered in weed i’d probably know it was for me too!!
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