Dark Lord Master List

A list of all (or most) of my aus and relevant asks. Figuring out the overall formatting as I go, so bear with me. If i miss anything send me a link because trudging through my own blog is a nightmare.

THE LIST

How to Cat Burglar a Family (Cat Stan Fic (and related spin off fics) here - Complete) - Stan gets turned into a cat, and Ford adopts him as his pet. Shenanigans, along with alternative what ifs abound.

• Ask Master List Part 1
• Ask Master List Part 2
• Ask Master List Part 3

Special Delivery (Fic here - Complete) - Ford accidentally sends a horror demon after Stan to drag him back to Fords house, and what comes after

• Reverse Special Delivery?

Completing the Cycle (Fic here - Complete) - Stan gets turned into an axolotl and becomes Frilliam, Fords pet.

• Two shot story.
• If Stan was a cave axolotl
• Poor Stan’s nub limbs

Doppelganger (Fic here - Complete, Doppeldead here - complete) - Stan was born a shapeshifter, which changes nothing and everything.

• Ask Master List Here

Princess Stan (Fic here - in progress) - In the distant realm of Fantasy Land, Ford’s gotten cursed into the form of a dragon and hoards Stan, who’s living in denial about his dragon brother.

• Ask Master List Here
• Ask Master List Part 2 Here

Venus Vampire Trap (Fic here - in progress) - Stan Pines is not a vampire, because vampires are not real. Too bad no one told Ford that.

• Ask Master List Here

Pay Phone Birthday Blues (Fic here- complete, sequel here - in progress)

• Ask Master List Here

Extra - WHEEL OF STAN

• Master Transformation/Curse list Here Now with a Part Two
• Misc Situations Ask list Here
• Stan and Ford communication.
• Ford the cat Therapist Ask List Here.
• Relativity Falls Ask List Here
• InnoStan Here
• Shifty and Emma-Mays hand writing?
• Horse Stan? ( Co-created with @artistredfox) Ford wants to be a horse competitor (read the comments, it went wild there). Stan wants to be a sailor, and origins of Shermie. Stan still smokes. A beautiful family. Shermie is the older brother here. A beautiful visualization of Shermie. Stan and Ford sleeping together? hey i wrote a fic about it. What if the portal did happen? What if Stan went into the mlp world/ what if Stan was an alicorn? How does Stan sleep and faking being a unicorn multiple times. Dinner at the Pines. The language of horses. Miniature horse Stan? Dating Carla? Dark Stan the Horse Mob Boss? Extended Pines family? Baby horse bros bounce house? Horse Stan in the multiverse! Fords dietary needs? How did Filbrick become horse headed? The Pines horrify Fidds? What if Ford got cursed into a wolf? What if Stan grew/shrunk in the 10 years they didn’t talk? The hilarity of Stan being cursed human. What if Horse Stan could do magic? Hard to remember Ford has six fingers with everything. What if he was a kelpie? What if Filbrick was a regular minotaur and Stan was half cow? Body Switching Carpet? Princess Horse Ford matches Stan :D. How would Horse Stan feel about meeting Unicorn Stan?
• Gravity falls Legend of Zelda Ask List Here
• Doodle Ford Ask List Here
• Wizard Stan Ask List Here
• Eldritch Falls List Here.
• Percy Jackson Crossover Ask List Here
• Triple Time Reboot Au Ask List Here
• Better World Ask List Here
• Brain Melt Ask List Here
• DARK LORD TALKS ABOUT ONE PIECE! (and what Devil Fruit Stan would have)
• Halloween Shorts: Lollipop, Gummy Bear, Candy Corn
• Filbrick Thoughts Here
• Changeling Stan Ask List Here
• Bleh Au Ask List Here

(Last Updated to Nov 22 2025)

artistredfox:

Killing you with the “Stan knows what everyone wants him to be and feels pushed to fit their molds” au cooked up in @dark-lord-of-awesomeness ’s asks

ALT

ALT

ALT

ALT

ALT

Anyway did any of you ever watch Into the Woods. Thinking about the “nice Cinderella, good Cinderella” song specifically.

louceph:

Intruder

hatchan:

beaft:

beaft:

beaft:

just had an extremely funny memory of being 9 years old and wondering if i was gay and then deciding i couldn’t be because gay people were so rare that it was statistically improbable for me to be one

a while later i came to terms with it and instead of having a breakdown i just became insufferably smug about my perceived uniqueness. walking around like wow…. i must be the only gay person in this entire school, nay, this entire town

was trying to isolate the point at which i actually, verbally came out to my mother (not that i needed to, since she apparently had me pinned as a dyke from the age of 3), and i’m pretty certain it was at a Glee Live concert when i was 12, because i have a dim recollection of turning to her and asking “what would you say if i told you i was a lesbian?” and her replying “i’d tell you to shut up because the concert is about to start”

#my dad on the other hand i literally forgot to come out to#i came home in tears after getting broken up with and he said ‘what’s the matter?’ and i was like (snottily) My Girlfriend Dumped Me#there was a pause while he processed a lot of things very fast#and the part of my mind that wasn’t howling in adolescent grief was like ah shit. we didn’t tell him did we#and to give him grace he didn’t make a big thing out of it and was just like (very awkwardly) 'ah well.. plenty of fish in the sea’

please these tags are so funny

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses

I feel that some non-Boston people think I may have been exaggerating this. While I did not snap a photo as I was on the train, someone else did several months ago. I do want to stress that this column is now freshly painted and therefore completely structurally sound and in absolutely no danger of causing the entire tunnel to collapse. And yes, it did in fact never cross my mind that the original post was nearly 105 years to the day of the Molassacre

This is so safe this is the safest I’ve ever felt good job mbta gold star

Happy Molassacre Day everybody I’m still alive

Because it’s been a while, I must share with you the important update that the column is now hidden behind plywood, because the mbta believes in peekaboo rules of engineering

godslightburnsmyflesh:

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

loveridden1999:

2peachy:

dimonds456:

scurvyboy:

examining the shack

@joyflameball

artsymeeshee:

Liked the idea that Dipper enjoys listening to old school music and listens to old school records with Stan (since I know Stan likes that music as well).

Just wanted another thing for them to bond over