Darth Rhiannon

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.

The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.

Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.

A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"

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@witchofanguish it is also used in poetry and plays, ghosts talk like that. Imagine being in a folk story, staying overnight in an abandoned cabin and in the middle of the night there's a knock on the door and a bellowing voice going

LET ME IN.

and from the "me" alone you know that whoever is out there is not one among the living.

atlinmerrick

OP IS PLAYING 6D CHESS WE GO HOME NOW.

This is brilliant.

the-gayest-dovah
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what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

tanukisoda

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

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blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

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blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

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von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

dichterfuerstin

Don Blorbo from my opera

toomanystoryideas

błórbżo from my polish poetry

velociraptrix

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

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Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

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Blorbio from my early modern plays

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Assembling some more from the notes:

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And the kicker:

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lastvalyrian

useless rosetta stone

tarysande

Waiting for Blorbot

daughterofhecata
myriadsubtletiess

The worst part about having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.

thingsididntknowwereerotic

I have never seen it explained so well.

prostheticthinking

And you find workarounds and systems to keep it together and it works, so for a while you almost live a normal life.

And then some fuckwit takes the possibility of workaround away, forces you to do more because “you’re fine now” and basically pushes you into breakdown again because stability in mental health does not please the neurotypicals or forces that be.

mathsbian

tags that read: "feels like I'm on of those string tension toys but the button is broken so all my tension is loose, and I'm trying to hold it all together myself, and everybody just thinks I'm doing a bad job at being normal, when actually I'm doing a pretty good job at being crazy"

@ratbastarddotfuck

the-gayest-dovah
pangur-and-grim

what if the spider/alien book cover was that generic flat style that you see with modern romances, except one of the two guy was just this giant eight-eyed spider-centaur. would that be anything?

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like this style specifically

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did this extremely quick and dirty, so don't zoom in

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I tried to fit more than one in, but there wasn't any time! people gave negative reviews to my last book because it wasn't sexually explicit enough, so I was like okay fine, you want porn, I'll give you the worst sort of porn imaginable. but then the plot just kept happening! like I wanted the alien to get freaky with the spider, but they were honestly both really busy. so we only got one explicit spiderjob, one implied spider job, some dry humping, and a lot of bondage.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian
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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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sorry for tagwatching but you still have to act like they aren’t mad at you imo! bc it’s the mad person’s duty to make it known if they want anything changed. it is never anyone’s duty to be a mind reader.

nooblord9001

If I am mad at someone and am remaining Quiet about it, it is because I Do Not Want them to know that I’m mad.

Please respect my boundaries and assume that I am Not mad.

If you’re worried that I am mad, consider the possibility that I am mad for reasons I know are stupid and do not want to make it your problem.

blazing-butterfly

Ohhh that last addition opens my eyes in a big way, thank you.