>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper
can't make this shit up
sometimes birds are brown and creep. brown creeper.
but ☝️😮 this is a different brown bird that creeps. on trees. brown treecreeper.
but the brown creeper is american and the brown treecreeper is australian, so unless some vagrant is having a party, they will never meet (unless,,,)
traveling abroad is like being at home in that middle aged asian women will stare at me when i’m in line to pee and i don’t know if it’s because i’m tall or because i’m masc or because i’m clocky or some magical blend 🤷♀️ so for this trip i’m going to assume it’s because they think i’m stunning until they tell me otherwise. (or else i get stuck in the gender performance panopticon and that’s not cute)
today’s bird is the chatty yellow-billed magpie (Pica nuttalli)
help
So this showed up on Twitter and
And here’s that link you’re welcome
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Made a full watercolor version of a prior sketch. It took… a while… I am Very Tired™
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