dyk-tv-theme-song:

Do you recognize this TV theme song?#295

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can’t name the series

I might know this

I’ve never heard this

ic4rus-fell:

Tor has officially seen our clownery and issued a response 💔

happilyhadesbound:

oneheadtoanother:

sophia-helix:

ALT

listen fandom I need “breeding season intern” to become a thing immediately

corporateaccount:

bogleech:

Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

dogpuppy:

asaltysquid:

crabussy:

slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don’t feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn’t have complex facial muscles. come on gang

As my main income, I work with fish in a specialty pet store that’s privately owned (so I’m allowed to say no and be stern to customers when it’s needed).

You learn really quickly that not only do fish have individual personalities and emotions but they also have memories and recognize people! There are certain fish who will only come out for me and hide for everyone else. The pufferfish spits at me because she gets pissy that I haven’t fed her. The flowerhorn bites everyone but me and my coworker when we clean his tank. I trained a fire eel to come up and eat directly out of my hand.

Fish are beautiful complex creatures and I thank the universe everyday that I get to work in a place where I’m encouraged to tell animal abusers to fuck right off.

certifieddragonenjoyer:

I’m not even gonna bring out the asexual beam I’m just gonna start saying popular ships are celibate and when people are like tf are you on im gonna say “being allosexual doesn’t mean they have to want sex!”

waywardjaybirder:

devils-yui:

Reposting this so it gets to the right people!!

Edit: Saline beats milk—it is AGAINST the usage of pouring milk into your eyes. It is suggesting that if you do not have access to a saline solution or water somehow, milk is your far LAST resort. It’s not a substitute. Use WATER above all else, it’s incredibly accessible

TW Eye Trauma:

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