around the purple heather

spectre-squared:

jantesika:

challahbeloved:

I am… I am legitimately lightheaded from laughing.

went to the original video and the description was “don’t worry I rejected them three times” jshdlfghs

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realchickenmanny asked:

favorite word?

retroactivebakeries:

It’s good to have fancy, ornate, five-dollar words like opalescence or intaglio, and it’s good to have simple practical words, like smack or door or blaze, but the best word, the most important and most useful word, is fuck

amnhnyc:

ALT

Have you ever heard of the long-tailed mouse (Pseudomys higginsi)? Growing up to 13.8 in (35 cm) from head to tail, this species is the only rodent native to Tasmania. This omnivore feeds on plants, fungi, and invertebrates. Scientists think its extra long tail is used for balance. When threatened, its large hind feet help it to leap away from foes. 

Photo: Bruce Deagle, CC BY 4.0, iNaturalist 

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generaljenobi-deactivated202411:

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loveridden1999:

loveridden1999:

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

remember remember

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folkloor:

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tired of dating apps? just come to a pwhl game near you 🏒👍

imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer:

littlefluffbutt:

themushroomtree:

m-ushroomtale:

🇨🇳

x

This. Is. Fucking. AMAZING!!!!💕💕💕💕

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shadowisi:

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unfortunatesal:

personality test came back negative

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clownboybebop:

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

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got99socialproblems:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

King: Excellent. What are they like?

Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

King: I didn’t even know they come in that color.

Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

King: What. How did these four even meet?

Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

Queen: My love, please return to bed.

King: *pacing* Why would a gelatinous cube come to a tavern? Can it even get drunk? How did it fit through the doors?

All-cubes party

Which character would you play?

Dragon-lady

Goblin paladin

Purple-skinned tiefling

Sapient gelatinous cube

Hypothesis debunked.

I’m not even disappointed about being wrong, I love that it’s kinda evenly balanced?

(The Dragon-lady got my vote too lmao, shouldn’t have underestimated the amount of lesbians and strong-woman-kinners on this site)

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pride-knightess:

toe-fingerman:

unlimited-nobu-works:

the floating head of wisdom

Please don’t fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It’s a regular horse, it’s neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what’s actually going on.

Thank you for the clarification

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irisunmuted:

“okay ❤️ yay ❤️” remains an unmatched response

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knightpilled:

the power of christ compels YOU. im ok though

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all-roads-are-now-bent:

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