man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

im just someones weird sister

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

literally

This blog is pro pulling panties to the side for easier/quicker access.

Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!

disrespectful sex 🤝 respectful aftercare

my kink is having my phone on do not disturb at all times

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

it’s unthinkable to me how other people can be rude to service workers. I spilled a drink by accident in a restaurant and I felt so much shame I wanted to implode

do you guys also ruin every good thing in your life or is that just me