I had the lyrics ready and everything I can't believe I missed when this was posted. Shows how busy I've been recently.

Anyway this one was significantly easier than the last couple have been! Enjoy:

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox,
But you ember mee,
Ember me, En't'ry.
Just one eek, Call it,
We go distery,
Ember me, En't'ry.

Hey-ya-hey
Hey-ya,
Ember me, En't'try.

Mama's teenage,
Know it's wrong with,
Kids are all; story zone, Heavy metal bang bang.

C'mon, come at me,
Bruises on your finger,
This is four two darkness achoo,
Never met you fix your SAAAAAA

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox,
But you ember mee,
Ember me, En't'ry.
Just one eek, Call it,
We go distery,
Ember me, En't'ry.

Hey-ya-hey
Hey-ya,
Member me, En't'try.

A doctor that knows mine,
I was only done mine,
Jack it off as long as there's a dead horse over I-I oppose annie uhhhh?
You're a cherry you're about to look so donezo-

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox,
But you ember mee,
Ember me, En't'ry.
Just one eek, Call it,
We go distery,
Ember me, En't'ry.

Hey-ya-hey
Hey-ya,
Member me, En't'try.

We've, been river, (foreverrr)
Here's, the Frube, (frozen foobe)
I, could swever,
You're, the pube,

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox,
But you ember mee,
Ember me, En't'ry.
Just one eek, Call it,
We go distery,
Ember me, En't'ry.
We go distery,
Ember me, En't'ry.

when prev and I were first talking about these lyrics, I had a mental image so strong and so unexplainable that I had to make a mspaint drawing to represent what exactly was going on in my head at that moment

in case anyone cares, here it is:

ALT

Give us the fic

> be me
> 22 year old baby trans in the Most Serene Republic of Greater Caliphornia, year of our lord 2069
> no talents or skills aside from a mastery of the Hissatsu Ougi
> (my parents were transphobic ninjas)

Let the record reflect that you asked for this.

@lidsel replied:

I'm desperately curious about your daily internet navigation routine that takes you these places.

I mostly just look up what's being referenced when people blorbotag my shitposts.

>and I have to keep walking east because there’s a trail of dead bodies behind me
>which is why I’m now in fuxking DENVER
>and I’m legit out of estrogen
>drowning my sorrows in some shithole bar
>”what’s got you down stranger?”
>look up
>buff cowgirl milf is talking to me

I low-key love this? They're certainly making use of the format; the chaotic and comedic flow of events would feel lower quality and wordier in standard prose

I don't know how anyone has found this as the only ao3 tag it has is "original work." There's not even a rating or relationship type. The fic summary for anyone intrested is:

"in 2069 AD, the region once known as the United States of America is a world of complex lore and political intrigue that our heroine doesn't really care about because she's too busy trying to find estrogen in the post-apocalyptic Midwest."

Give that roughly two thirds of the comments and kudos appear to post-date the creation of this thread, at least in this particular case the answer to "where do people find this stuff?" is apparently "right here".

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)