everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

no pizza for YOU

Discovered beanbags exist today, immediately a fan

watch out lads i’m about to try to drrrraaaaaaaaaw somethin

never mind

every time i think about them i feel like i need the memory gun

& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

car: stops for me at a crosswalk

me:

oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega

i kinda get it when dogs let out those big fucking sighs randomly. you gotta try it its very nice. just a big ole sigh.

at least theres still listening to music while staring at the ceiling

you are not even engaging in the deep meanings of Toys youre just playing because it's fun.

horsemen of the metalocalypse

I have to go to work and be a normal person today, but I was able to get a really quick cesdoc sketch to commemorate this beautiful moment in the show <3

Bill and Ted meeting Randal and Dante !