literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

he was bracing himself for bad news

i don’t even go here actually LMAO

Collective psychosis. Full cultural reset. Everybody is coming to the cottage I guess.

leaf creature

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

If you kill a non venomous snake that's just silly and cruel and betrays a disgusting worldview of blind hatred and fear of other beings,

and if you kill a venomous snake that's VERY STUPID because trying to kill a venomous snake is the best way to get bitten by a venomous snake.

the last coral snake fatality in florida that I could find was due to the person who died trying to kill it, as a note

specs stop throwing snakes

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED NOT TO THROW HIM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY

Weirdest day of that copperhead's life

Legendary

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

i'm jacking off with tilt controls

girl get a girp on yourself there are literally hot chocolate lol

broadly speaking, browsing sims 4 cc is a harrowing glimpse into the aesthetic trappings of mainstream heterosexuality. the men are badly dressed, the women look like they have the flu, and the kids are wearing pastel neutrals with instabaddie faces

what they don’t tell you is that sometimes you’ll want to leave, until you actually do. then all you’ll want is to go back

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money