• one day i will dawn a pair of wings, they will sprout forth from my back [from which is heavy with shame and pain] I will spread them with joy, whimsy, and a lusting passion of a desire, long awaited finally quelled after a lifetime of unsatiated hopes and dreams and i will fly away from ever having to work ever again.

  • Perhaps everything will be okay…

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    my reflection in cathode tubes 🔻🔴🔻

  • guyyyyyssss sssss ss

    guuyyyyyyyssssssss sss


    is it possible? can it happen?

    wait post canceled i just saw the new big top burger, everythings gonna be okay.

  • shrimply having a wonderful fishmastime

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  • Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?

  • bringing this back for Christmas

  • the meme is past its heyday but this was the origin of the “explored each others bodies” memes from this year. I’ve stayed humble about it though. merry christmas again. 

  • THE ORIGINAL?!

  • Now that’s all over, time to get back to my real job… writing fanfiction I’ve been drafting since April~!!!

  • posting ocs is scary like what if everyone kills me