When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

He looks like he’s ducking down to slurp up those mini-kermits like some kinda anteater.

When you lay too many eggs and realize your young won't survive with that much competition

> went to a nature boardwalk earlier

> got asked by someone what a species of bird was bc I "looked like someone who would know"

> yellow-crowned night heron

Xiuxiukong

we used to play transgend give each other different names we would build a cock and dick and then we'd fly far away

iankelewae

Stag (Hirsch)

Gerhard Richter

oil on canvas, 1963

private collection

I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything