Reblogged ahappydnp
RED BALL
phil getting to choose write literally any topic and choosing to pick dans outfit next week and make dan give him a buffy quiz he’s the funniest person on the planet
Reblogged adziedoodlesphan
no bc the way there are like ever so slightly different versions of ones we’ve already seen… exactly what i had hoped for. the slight difference between the most fun ive ever had sign one they posted 10 years ago and the one they posted today is like enrichment for me
dan fighting drowzee being a gridpost a decade ago and phil fighting it being the one in the post today. that’s love winning babey
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Anonymous asked:
I didn’t believe Dan actually bit him during TIT so I watched the official stage film and went through the bite frame by frame in the highest resolution available and you can see the spit on Phil’s arm I will never doubt you again
more importantly never doubt their need to get a little freaky with it even when they don't have to
Reblogged adziedoodlesphan
“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.
Reblogged ahappydnp
"the fact that you made it, it hit different" All Of Those Words Are Illegal Actually
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Anonymous asked:
I can so see dan being the little spoon. even though he’s taller and broader than phil he just seems like he would bask in the warmth and safe, protected feeling of being the little spoon 😭
yuh
except then this got spread around so he said he was the big spoon in a vyou
but also infamous phil fav tweet....
in conclusion verse spoon right
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Anonymous asked:
They are one episode away from telling us how many times a week it's normal for them to have sex
asks you can unfortunately hear. something something it'll start out with them blaming us because dan totally saw a real comment from "one of you saying we're having 11 hour fuck sessions 7 days a week and that's why we're late all the time" and then phil will say something unhinged and then dan will monologue about the ebbs and flows of a hypothetical sexual partnership but they'll somehow end it on an actual average and there's nothing we can do to stop it
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I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."
Reblogged ahappydnp
never not floored by this new era of casual intimacy